There is a fierce amount of talent in the Kardashian-West household, it seems. A March study found that reality TV star Kim Kardashian has had more impact on the tech industry than any other woman, according to 64 per cent of Brits.
Prior to that, a separate report in December 2015 found the selfie-loving tech pro was placed third by UK students in a ranking of the top eight business role models. Kardashian came ahead of the likes of Karren Brady, Tim Cook and Larry Page.
With that particular industry sewn up, husband Kanye West appears to be looking for a change of career.
You may recall his February funding plea to Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg to invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas and help him out of $53m debt.
With Zuckerberg in ownership of Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp, West went rogue and sought the capital via enemy network Twitter.
I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
Bet Jack Dorsey was both miffed and relieved.
West modestly used a series of follow-up tweets to serve as his CV in an attempt to lure in Zuckerberg.
Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw?
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
You love hip hop, you love my art I am your favorite artist but you watch me barely breathe and still play my album in your house
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Im this generation’s Disney I want to bring dope shit to the world
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Indeed. You can never have too much dope shit.
While West can often be found dumping his thoughts on Twitter these days, the star hasnt actually crossed the 800 tweet threshold yet, even though he joined back in July 2010. Formerly social media-shy, it’s only really been 2016 that has seen him ramp up his activity.
West has been eager to push his fashion line on the social network, and has even declared he is no longer a rapper despite aggressively promoting his new music and claimed he isproud as an entrepreneur.
I’m not a rapper.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
I’m proud as an entrepreneur that I gave everything I had to my dreams.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
To that end, weve acted as career advisor for West, using his tweets as a CV to decide the working paths he has the ability to walk down. You may even find yourself feeling inspired and ready to join him on a new journey.
14 alternative job roles for Kanye West:
(1) The business mentor
If you are an entrepreneur you may have debt and lawsuits #facts
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
(2) The store manager
PABLO POP-UP SHOP MARCH 18-20 FRI 4-8 PM SAT SUN 12-8 PM AT 83 WOOSTER IN NYC pic.twitter.com/j1t9Ng5JkO
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 17, 2016
(3) The teacher
Steve Jobs wanted to lower the cost of textbooks
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
Education puts Americans into debt before they even get a chance to get started
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
Id rather teachers got paid more and books cost less #2020
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
In case you’re wondering, the #2020 hashtag is a reference to his plan to run for president.
(4) The negotiator
on another note… I was thinking about getting an Instagram but only on one condition……
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 14, 2016
no one can ask me or try to tell me what to Instagram… It’s my art…
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 14, 2016
(5) The care assistant
I have discovered my single greatest quality. I care.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 13, 2016
I care about people.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 13, 2016
I care about our future.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 13, 2016
I care about truth.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 13, 2016
I care about quality
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 13, 2016
(6) The analyst
Fake Fake Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake just my analysis
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 9, 2016
(7) The personal shopper
All these journalists can give their opinions well these are mineyes I believe in my ripped homeless sweaters!!!
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 9, 2016
I like T-shirts and women in yoga pants I live in LA thats what people wear not sure why someone would put a suit jacket on with that.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 9, 2016
I dont personally like suit jackets anymore.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 9, 2016
I especially hate suit jackets on women that was a groundbreaking idea 5 million years ago!
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 9, 2016
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(8) The construction worker
bear with me guys, Rome wasnt built in a day but I promise to keep my promises
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 9, 2016
(9) The relationship counsellor
It’s a beautiful time. I love my friends. I love my family. I love people. The human race.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
I’m not even gon lie to you. I love me so much right now.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
(10) The event manager
@Deadmau5 is this persons name pronounced dead-mow-five
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 2, 2016
Do you do birthday parties My daughter loves Minnie mouse
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 2, 2016
can you please bring the minnie mouse head not yours she specifically likes minnie mouse
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 2, 2016
(11) The social worker
Has anybody ever heard of Bob Ezrin
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
Your kids are ashamed of their dad Sorry for speaking about kids but could you imagine if you were Bob Ezrins kids
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
Im so sorry for them I will send them free Yeezys to make up for the embarrassment that you have caused your family!
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
(12) The film critic
I saw Zoolander 2 for the 2nd time
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 27, 2016
Will Ferrell has reached walking living breathing god status!
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 27, 2016
His existence is a blessing.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 27, 2016
(13) The handyman
Super inspired by my visit to Ikea today , really amazing company my mind is racing with the possibilities
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 9, 2016
(14) The life coach
All positive energy
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness.
” KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Well, you heard the man enjoy!
While catering may not have made it as a career option for West, a handful of celebrity chefs have been recruited by a luxury leisure firm to produce exclusive dinners.
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